As the audience the deluded bozos who were phoning in, and the odd flu ridden burglar dozed off, Clark brought the phone in section to a characteristically confused conclusion. "So that is a problem," he wittered. "We're, ah, I think that's going to be our last caller as well, erm, 'cos it's coming up to 2.30, and it's got that time, that part of the show, haven't we? We've loved it." Kelly stepped in with a rhetorical flourish.

Europe is somewhat compact, on paper, but it takes more time to get from main part of London to main Barcelona than you are thinking and planning right now. There are lots of logistical hassles, delay and frustrations to consider as you try to pack it ALL into your aggressive schedule. Initially in the first few days, you can play run and gun in your travel, but it will get old and you want to slow down a bit so you can better ENJOY IT!.

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